• Aras Sivad


Original Song:

Rock Lobster by The B-52’s

Altered Lyrics:

By Aras Sivad

We were at a party

His Warlock fell in the Abyss

Someone reached in and grabbed him

It was a Rakshasa



We were at the beach

Everybody had matching swords

Somebody went under a dock

And there they saw a rock

It wasn't a rock

It was a Rakshasa





Motion in the ocean

His arrows broke

Lots of trouble

Lots of bubble

Bard was in a jam

S'in a giant clam

Rock rock


Down, down

Warlock rock

Warlock rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in leather

Girls in platemail

Everybody's rockin'

Everybody's fightin’

Conjurin’ the fire

Havin' fun

Bakin' potatoes

Bakin' in the sun

Put on your armor

Put on the Cleric

Pass the Healing Potion

Here comes a Druid

There goes a manta-ray

In walked a jelly fish

There goes a dog-fish

Chased by a cat-fish

In flew a sea robin

Watch out for that piranha

There goes a narwhal

Here comes a bikini whale!





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