I Want a New Die -

Original Song:

I Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis

Altered Lyrics:

By @DasBootsOfHaste

I want a new die, one that'll get me crits One that won't make me fail a save Or make me fall into bottomless pits

I want a new die, one that sparkles real bright One that won't make my bag too big and give my players a fright

One that won't make me unlucky No matter what I do One that will always guide my arrow true When I'm playing with you

I want a new die, one that won't fall Off the table, out the room And down the hall

I want a new die, one that won't roll a fumble One that won't get stolen Or cause a major bumble

One that won't make me unlucky No matter what I do One that will always guide my arrow true When I'm playing with you I'm playing with you, baby